me:
oh shit there's the wall better do a flip turn
me:
oh wait im doing butterfly
me:
that was the shittiest butterfly turn ive ever done
me:
coach is going to yell at me
me:
what
me:
i should not have eaten that sandwich before practice
me:
oh my god im going to throw up
me:
false alarm
coach:
*muffled yelling*
me:
wait what?!
me:
oh he's not talking to me
me:
just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming,swimming
me:
i love that movie
me:
i want to go home
me:
my arm hurts
me:
oh yay, 100x100s
me:
oh my god, i have 99 more of these to do
me:
and flip and push off the wall and streamline
me:
ready set breathe
me:
fuck i just inhaled water
me:
ok i should think of a motivational song
me:
weeeeeeeeeeeeee are never, ever, ever, getting back together!
me:
shit no i hate you taylor swift you bitch get your whiny ass music away from me
me:
ok, um
me:
dammit i just forgot every song that ive ever heard in my entire life
me:
oh, flipturn!
me:
ow, fuck, just kneed myself in the face
me:
yes alright here's my favorite song
me:
what's the next line
me:
ow just ran into the lane line
me:
um, excuse me bitch, if you wish to pass me, tap my feet and i'll move over. do not grab my ankle and pull me down like a fucking carnivorous siren from those greek myths. bitch
me:
oh just got lapped
me:
look how many fucks i do not give
me:
im hungry
me:
what time is it
me:
im probably sweating really hard right now
me:
ow, just got kicked by someone in the other lane
me:
whoops, sorry, didnt mean to touch you there, i swear